Friday, March 10, 2006

Predictions

People (OK, just the ones in my head) are always asking me..."timberlog, what are your predictions for the coming year?". After careful consideration I predict that...

1 Some clever person will make their own Timbers TV commercial (or TA commercial) and stick it on youtube, vimeo etc.

2 Someone somewhere will complain about "...too many substitutions"!

3 Chants, banners etc. based on a certain Bullen cousin's first name will get a letter written to the Oregonian from a "concerned" parent from Lake Oswego.

4 Roberto gets a headache trying to replace Winters and Benedetti in his pantheon of humor.

5 A deal Coach Agnello made in the Beehive State comes back to haunt him and his "Utah connections" result in the LDS church trying to purchase PGE Park and the Timbers.

6 Salary cutbacks will result in players working the concession stands at half-time.

7 The 107Report's expanding team of crack reporters start to run on field at end of games with big mics and long leads to interview players.

8 Ax to the Head goes glossy/full color, starts taking on advertising, becomes Portland media powerhouse etc.

9 Losing 1-0 in the final minute the "fastest in our league" team will attempt to beat the opposing side with a "team sprint" decider. Not since the feral cat race has so much speed been assembled at PGE Park.

10 September comes and goes with no official word on the "ownership saga". The Timbers end up being brought by Santa Fe based "Blue Sky Soda Company". The "Portland All-Natural-Green-Tea-with-Ginsengs", as they become, find out their new kits have a "southwestern flavor". Roberto goes into hospital.

posted by the timberlog at 3:30 PM

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