Monday, May 30, 2005
Life's A Beach: Timbers 2 - 2 Virginia Beach
The
angry expression on
Shaun Saunders' face as the players and officials left the field said it all. The Timbers
let a 2 goal lead slip at PGE Park on Saturday night against a
Virginia Beach side who, despite being on the final leg of a
3 game West coast spin, kept pushing, getting their reward with a (...let's be charitable...soft)
Darren Caskey penalty in the 84th minute and leaving Oregon with a 2-2 draw.
[
Full Match Report]
...and the start of this year's
disciplinary numbers!
posted by the timberlog at 9:35 AM
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Memo Azarte Released
...not much to add...pity we didn't see more of him, but with
Edwin Miranda staking his place as a regular he probably
wasn't going to get much playing time this year.
Good Luck Memo.
posted by the timberlog at 3:00 PM
Virginia Beach Add Forward Nusum
The
Virginia Beach Mariners have added forward
John Barry Nusum ahead of their game against the
Timbers this Saturday.
The Bermudan Nusum played for the
Philadelphia KiXX and was voted the
2004-2005 MISL Indoor League rookie of the year.
The Mariners arrive at PGE Park on Saturday after having played in
Seattle yesterday (
losing 1-0 to a late, late Levesque goal) and
Vancouver on Friday.
posted by the timberlog at 9:45 AM
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Timber Jim in the WWeek
A
Q&A with Portland Timbers' mascot Timber Jim (AKA Jim Serrill) in today's WWeek. Next chance to see the
main man in action is this coming Saturday at PGE Park for all those who need reminding or are yet to come to a Timbers game!
posted by the timberlog at 10:19 AM
Monday, May 23, 2005
Miranda in the O
Edwin Miranda in today's O.
"
Last year, I got nervous in the beginning, playing in front of the crowds and everything," Miranda said. "Now I just worry about doing my job. As long as the team is winning, I'm happy."
Pics of
Paul Conway arriving at PDX.
posted by the timberlog at 10:37 AM
Friday, May 20, 2005
Timbers Sign Paul Conway to 1-Year Deal
The Timbers have just
officially announced the signing of
Paul Conway, joining his father assistant coach
Jimmy Conway.
"
I'm obviously very excited to play for Bobby (Howe) and my dad in my hometown where I grew up." Conway said. "It's a move that I would have regretted if I didn't sign, and it's intriguing that the Timbers have a real chance to do well this season. I would love nothing more than to win a championship in Portland."
posted by the timberlog at 4:12 PM
Monday, May 16, 2005
ATTH

Everything gets reviewed these days.
Heck, someone with a camera phone and a blog probably insta-reviewed my early morning walk down to get a cup of
minty chai and a raisin scone this very a.m, so in that spirit let’s review the latest product of Portland's newest
sporting multimedia mega-corp “107/Timbers Army”… the fanzine
Ax to the Head or
ATTH as it's fondly known.
First up ATTH looks like it's been put together by a
troop of DeBrazza monkeys who escaped from Portland Zoo and have just come into possession of a
container load of Adderall destined for an OHSU
ADHD trial…This is a
compliment.
Second - The writing
cocks a snoot at well-formed standard prose,
thumbs it's nose at sentence construction and stamps on contemporary standards of
typography and layout. This too is a
compliment.
Third - It reads as if it was written, typed and stapled
during a game (maybe it was for all I know!). This too, dear reader, is a
compliment.
In short it brings a smidgeon of the passion, wit and intelligence of 107 to a wider audience (PGE Park security willing).
In issue number 2
Jack Nicholson welcomes us into ATTH's world and once inside it's a 20-odd page trip into the
darkest recesses of some of 107's best minds.
Having frequented Bristol Rovers' home on a
few occasions in the 1990's the thought of the ATTH's Editor-in-Chief being a
Bristol Rovers Ultra amuses and scares me in equal measure...timberlog drifts off into a
haze whistling "
Good Night Irene..."
ATTH #2 starts (as surely do all
modern publications?? Isn't it a requirement to get an
ISSN number) with a
Dwight Jaynes piss-take and rolls quickly into the letters page. Of course any publication
worth it's salt forgoes the "…I like your magazine...keep up the good work" format and goes straight to the
fake letters from Seattle
Orca-chapeau wearing web-obsessives and
cult ex-players...or maybe they are
real...it's that kind of work, who knows…up is down...left is right...
Preston Burpo is a fine
upstanding gentleman loved by all. You get the picture.
A personal fave of mine in this issue has to be “
The Wit and Wisdom of Fadi” which gives us a whirlwind trip through the experience the Syrian's gained in his
travels through life. For example:
America is filled with big businessmen who all have ideas about how to trick a boy from Syria. But let me tell you this, Barbara Sue Seal and Tom Moyer: I eat your kind with my tea!
and
Many people today are afraid of men from the Middle East, which is sad. Besides, as we all should know, the real troublemakers are the Swedes!
... Deepak Chopra this aint.
What about
player interviews I hear you ask? Well they’ve
got 'em, although
Mr. Roberto is going to
run out of players willing to talk to him if his
tête-à-tête with Scott Benedetti is anything to go by. I imagine he's going to have to go
undercover before too long. Of course the first time someone from the Timbers
decks him with a swift upper cut will only provide more perfect material for the
book he is surely working on as we speak.
Then it's
Ballad of Reading Gaol-PDX Stylee as 107's own
Rusholme Ruffian tells his story of his run in with Seattle's Worst
TM.
Then it's a hop, skip and a
jump onto the dugout with a guide to
kiwi slang, dating made easy with
Brian Winters and the Ax to the Head
classifieds...all
top quality stuff.
All in all
ATTH rocketh, in all it's Samizdat, rootcrack stained, smoke-bomb and printing ink fumed-glory, bringing us a
small glimpse into the life of 107 one
smudgy, askewed page at a time.
As long as the
shadowy people behind ATTH have a
vast slush fund for the upcoming
lawsuits, which are as inevitable as the next
Josh Saunders clean sheet, everything should be
hunky dory.
Timberlog verdict:
track down and slap down the one US dollar purchase price
pronto.
posted by the timberlog at 3:41 PM
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Battery Drained!
It was
stalemate at PGE Park tonight until a
last gasp goal from (who else)
Fadi Afash playing his usual dramatic
position-perfect play sent the Charleston Battery reeling to a 1-0 defeat at the hands of the
Portland Timbers.
A fast paced game which looked to be
ending scoreless was jolted back into life in the 89th minute when the
Syrian striker pounced on a loose ball after a powerful strike from Edwin Miranda and a goal mouth scramble.
The
Timbers are still unbeaten after 5 games and now have a 16 day break before facing
Hampton Roads at PGE Park on May 28th.
[
Full match report]
posted by the timberlog at 10:10 PM
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Timbers Draw in Twin Cities
Dan (Dizzy) Antoniuk hit the mark in the Twin Cities over the weekend after rejoining the Timbers on loan from the Philadelphia Kixx. His 78th minute
bookending goal (the matching one being an 8th minute Johnny Menyongar goal for the Thunder) saved a point for Portland and preserved the
Timbers' unbeaten record.
Again,
Josh Saunders in the Timbers' goal played a
crucial part in the draw making
7 saves in the game.
The Timbers next game is at PGE Park on
Thursday when the
Charleston Battery visit Portland. KO 7pm.
Oh, and to complete the
Scot Thompson Anthology, here are 3 more poems.
7 & 7DemonAm I GodAny other
Timbers players who care to
submit their artistic endeavors...a Brian Winters travelogue, a Scott Benedetti experimental cut-up novel, a Josh Saunders
Roman à clef...for example, are more than welcome!
posted by the timberlog at 11:58 AM
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Scot Thompson - Defender and Poet
After a weekend that
ended badly for some of the
traveling Timbers fans let’s concentrate on
something positive. It turns out that the Timbers'
Scot Thompson is not only a talented full-back, but also
an aspiring poet.
You can read a
poem given to the traveling Timbers Army here and over the next few days there will be a chance to
read some more of Scot’s poetry.
Beautiful Intelligence by Scot Thompson...and the hits keep coming...
A Good Day
posted by the timberlog at 5:27 PM
Monday, May 02, 2005
Timbers Unbeaten After Three
With a
2-2 draw on Friday against Minnesota and a
2-1 win in Seattle on Saturday, the Portland Timbers have
started 2005 in fine form.
The lack of a partner for
Byron Alvarez up front is still not an issue as
Tom Poltl,
Scott Benedetti and
Scot Thompson joined Byron on the score sheet over the weekend.
Next up
Minnesota at the Metrodome on Sat and then
Charleston at PGE Park on Thurs 12th.
posted by the timberlog at 5:28 PM
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